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50 FIRST DATES MOVIE REVIEW FOR 2/27/04 Well, in recent years, how many movies have their been about memory loss? Well, if my memory serves me-and it seldom does-there have been many. Why? Well, it's something we all suffer from in varying degrees, memory loss, or failure to access things in our memory increases with age and other conditions, so all of us can identify with it, making it a bottomless source of possibilities for fiction. And this reviewer is attracted to stories about it because I have particular problems with memory loss. I've even spoken about it with my doctor, as I recall, but don't ask me what his response was. Now am I making fun of people with memory loss-not at all, just having fun with it. The latest film on the subject is 50 FIRST DATES, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. In this one, Sandler is Henry, a veterinarian at a Sea World-type place in Hawaii, well known among the locals for making a play for the hot singles who come to Hawaii, making sure they have a great time, but always posing as some sort of a spy on a secret mission. This gives him a good reason to dump them just before they go back home from their vacation. Works great, til he meets a local beauty (Drew Barrymoore, of course) in a restaurant, and falls in love. And when they make a date to meet their again, she doesn't know him and tells him to get lost. The folks who work in the restaurant see her every day, and explain to him that she was injured in a wreck and lost her short term memory. So each day, she gets up and relives the same day (shades of Groundhog Day, but let's make it clear that this film is not in the same league as that one) To make it more interesting, writer George Wing has made that particular day her Father's birthday. So each day she makes him a birthday cake and sings him a song, and he and her brother try to keep the fantasy alive by playing a tape of the same football game they were watching that day (the serious part), while her bratty brother makes small bets with her on the outcome of the game (the attempt at humor at her expense part). Their protection extends, of course, to chasing away any guy who shows an interest in her, lest he take some advantage. Then they run into Henry, who seems like a good guy, interested in helping her overcome this unique handicap by making videos of them together that she can watch each morning to trip her memory. With a detour or three, we're headed for a happy ending here. I don't remember their being any question about that. But this is an Adam Sandler movie (with Rob Schneider as Ula, his Hawaiian sidekick), so expect some of the juvenile humour he has in all of his films. And a few characters included only for the sake of gratuitous bad taste. But somewhere in here is a touching story about love overcoming the odds, through creativity and understanding. Dan Aykroyd is added as her doctor to give it some class. 50 FIRST DATES, starring Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler is now showing, I'm almost certain, at Showplace West in Bloomington, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, Joe Bourne. BEST OF THE YEAR, 2003 FOR 2/10/04 Well, 2003 was certainly an odd year for this reviewer---out of commission for awhile and unable to see all of the films that would make the critic's "Best Of" lists. And yet feeling like I chose a few of the good ones to review-some that even turned up as Golden Globe winners and Oscar Nominees. The biggest omission I should report right
up front: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, the winner of 3 Golden
Globes and up for no less than eleven Academy Awards. After seeing the
first film in this very unusual trilogy, I was able to determine that
: For Supporting Actress, Renee Zellweger got the Golden Globe for her "Cold Mountain" role, and she vies for an Oscar with Marcia Gay Harden, supporting actress in the film where Tim Robbins, who plays her husband, also has a shot for the award as supporting actor. As Dave Boyle, he's a damaged man, abused as a child, a character who says little, yet communicates all he needs to by his very presence. The film is Mystic River, nominated for Best Picture, and also garnering Best Director nod for Clint Eastwood and Best Actor for Sean Penn. Penn plays a man who loses his teenage daughter, causing the rage he's always kept just below the boiling point to finally explode. A truly outstanding performance by Penn, in a role that somehow doesn't deserve to go up against Bill Murray's in "Lost in Translation," but that's how this game is played. Murray will prevail, I believe, because of all the laughs he's given us over the last 20 years, while also allowing us to observe his potential as a serious actor growing with each succeeding role. Here, he's a lost soul, a washed up actor in Tokyo to do a liquor commercial, falling into friendship with young Scarlett Johanssen. Another first here, incredibly, the first American woman (Sofia Coppola) ever to be nominated for Best Director. And in her debut effort. Oh, and she wrote the screenplay, too. Go Sofia! Seems like forever since we saw Seabiscuit, but that doesn't diminish it's appeal as the double-underdog classic of the year, with characters based on real people and a real horse, of course. Seven, count 'em, seven nominations, including Best Picture, adapted screenplay, and several tech nominations. Nothing, however, for Toby Maguire or the other fine actors, of both the 2-legged and 4-legged varieties. No Best Picture nomination, as some expected, for "Cold Mountain," so it must settle for Supporting Actor & Actress (Jude Law and Renee Zellweger), cinematography, editing, score, and two nominations for Original Song. The good thing is that many of these films are still playing on local commercial screens, with Lost in Translation returning soon to the Ryder Film Series. So we all have a chance to see more of the nominees-or see them a second time--before the Academy Awards on Feb. 29. Reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. THE HUMAN STAIN MOVIE REVIEW FOR 12/12/03 How can a man, an extremely intelligent man, live his entire life as a lie? And even continue to live that life as a lie when telling the truth is the only thing that might save his reputation and career? You won't get the answer to those questions in the film THE HUMAN STAIN. Only more questions. And if ever a film enticed me to search out the book on which it's based, to discover more about that life, this will be it. The life I speak of is that of Coleman Silk, distinguished professor of literature at a small New England College. He's played by Anthony Hopkins, pretty much guaranteeing us a fine performance. And, as usual, he delivers. The film is set in contemporary times, with flashbacks to Silk's own college days. As a professor, he is conducting class
one day, five weeks into the semester, when he calls on a student from
his class list who is absent. Noting to those present that this student-and
another-have never shown up for class, he refers to them as "spooks."
Spooks in the sense of ghosts, since he has never seen them in his class,
never even met them. But this reference, call it casual, call it careless,
lands him in very hot water, since these particular students turn out
to be African Americans. Apart from whatever his intention was, the
use of this derogatory term is deemed inexcusable, and he is dismissed
from the college. After 35 years of service, it's a dismissal that so
angers him and his wife, Ernestine, that she eventually dies from a
heart attack. He is now a single man, shunned by his social group, and
finding himself drawn into a relationship with a much younger woman,
Faunia Farely (Nicole Kidman). It's a fascinating role for Kidman, a
woman who wants no relationship, no commitment, only sex. She promises
no sympathy for his problems, only physical diversion. And soon we discover
that her past of an abusive husband and lost family have led her to
the dead-end life she is living. So many stories here, so many secrets that are only revealed at the end of Coleman's life, that his good friend and author Nathan Zuckerman (Gary Sinise) is determined to document them in a novel. This film is based on a Philip Roth novel that has been called "unadaptable to film," but Nicholas Meyer has given us a riveting screenplay, coupled with the directorial expertise of Robert Benton, to produce a film with many an unexpected turn. A film about the pressures to succeed in American society, and what one man is willing to sacrifice in order to achieve that success. The Human Stain, with Academy Award level performances from Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman, and a strong cast of unknowns, including Wentworth Miller as the young Coleman, is now showing at the Showplace East in Bloomington, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. The Movie "Mystic River" is the kind of film that quiets an entire audience, and they walk away quietly, saying nothing. And it's one of the most powerful statements yet from director Clint Eastwood. The film is about three boys, Jimmy, Sean, and Dave, who grew up in the rough section of Boston, playing stick hockey in the streets. One day, a car comes along, and two men take Dave away, apparently to the police station, for the simple act of scratching his name in the fresh cement of a sidewalk. What happens that day alters their friendship forever. As adults, their paths will cross again. Sean Penn is the adult Jimmy Marcus, an ex-con gone straight, now the proprietor of the corner grocery in the same neighborhood. Sean Devine (Kevin Bacon), grew up a few streets away, in a somewhat better neighborhood, and is now a homicide detective in Boston. Dave Boyle (Tim Robbins), still haunted by that ride he took many years ago, tries to keep his head, and his marriage together. One night, Dave comes home very late from the neighborhood bar, covered in blood. His wife (Marcia Gay Harden) cleans his wounds and hears his confused story of his confrontation with a mugger. But that same night, Katie, the 19-year-old daughter of Jimmy, turns up missing. Assigned to the case, of course, is boyhood friend Sean, along with his partner, played by Laurence Fishburne. All of us has gone through a childhood, rich, poor, or somewhere in between, where we had friends, and dreamed of what our future might be. So for me, and for many of us, this film makes a direct connection with our childhoods. And then with the adults we have become. Are we, physically, in the same place where we started? Nothing wrong with that, of course, but it may not be what we had dreamed of. And how far have we come mentally? Emotionally? Financially? Do we want to go back and deal with what we might have left undone, unresolved, in our youth? And what might we change along the way, given the chance? This film reminds us that we might go back, but changing those things is not an option. There are some tragic figures here: Sean, whose wife has left for some unexplained reason. Dave, whose mental state leaves him with many unanswered questions, and leaves his wife with some serious doubts about his activities on the night in question. And Jimmy, haunted by his time in prison, grieving the loss of his daughter, and unable to control his temper. Always keeping his rage just below the boiling point. I might have asked for a happier resolution to their problems, but could not have expected a more strongly stated depiction of an intersection of three troubled lives. Eastwood does himself proud once more. Brian Helgeland contributes a gripping screenplay based on the novel by Dennis Lehane. "Mystic River," starring Sean Penn, Kevin Bacon, and Tim Robbins is now showing at the showplace East in Bloomington, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. "LOST IN TRANSLATION" FOR 10/17/03 The movie "Lost in translation" stars Bill Murray, Scarlet Johansson, and the city of Tokyo. Written & directed by Sofia Coppola, the movie places Bill Murray (as American movie star Bob Harris) in a ritzy Japanese hotel as he shoots an ad for Suntory, the Japanese Jack Daniels. This may be Murray's best role ever, precisely because it allows him to be both funny and serious in a way his goofier movies, as much as I love them, never did. And I've mentioned Tokyo as a character because it appears to capture, especially at night, all of the worst, most garish, characteristics of any large American city. And it does them all one better. The neon lights are endless and stretch for 30 stories and more above the street, blotting out the night, and virtually screaming that life never slows down here for something as trivial as sleep. Perhaps that's why Murray has such trouble sleeping. So he drops by the hotel's bar so often. It overlooks the bright city, and features music by an American group with a slightly over the hill American vocalist, trying hard to make the businessmen and tourists feel like they are getting a slightly stale slice of home. It's there he meets the young Charlotte (Scarlet Johansson), the American wife of an American photographer. He's in Japan for a shoot and is off working most of the time. Murray is in his fifties, and shows it clearly on his face. She's in her twenties, attractive though not glamorous, and it's an innocent friendship between two people tossed together in a foreign land. Much of the humor here is subtle, as she tries to understand what a man of his age, married 25 years, is going through at this stage in life. And he reassures her that life for her will get better. "The more you know who you are and what you want," he says, " the less it upsets you." Much of Murray's stay in Japan is an effort to understand the director of his commercial shoot, the lady who unexpectedly visits him in his room as a gift from a Japanese executive, the waiters, doctors, and "the Japanese Johnny Carson," with whom he attempts to communicate. The communication is never quite complete, but he tries to accept that fact philosophically. Coppolla inserts some fun references here to his earlier roles in Caddy Shack, Groundhog Day, and I was looking for something from What About Bob, but I may have to go back a second time for that. I wouldn't mind. This is an aging Bill Murray, struggling a little with life, but coming out OK one I can identify with. It's a pleasant movie about the importance and the delight of unexpected friendship. Lost in Translation, starring Bill Murray and Scarlet Johansson, with Giovanni Ribisi, is now showing at the Showplace East in Bloomington, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. Conclusions to be drawn from the new movie
"School of Rock," starring Jack Black: Whether these are things you already know or not, "School of Rock" makes for an enjoyable lesson. Dewey Finn, a broker-than-broke rock guitarist and singer (of sorts), uses his roomy's name to get a job as a substitute teacher in a rather exclusive elementary school. Now these are bright kids-5th graders-- who do want to learn, so when sending them all out for one continual recess begins to get boring, Dewey realizes that many of them happen to be talented musicians. But that few of them are allowed to even speak the name of Rock and Roll. Soon, he's hauling all his equipment into the classroom and getting them up to speed on the legends of Jimi Hendrix, Clapton, Led Zep, the Doors, and more, under the guise of a new class project called "Rock Band." For those who don't play, each is given a specific duty-perhaps the most important being the crew who devise some sound proofing for the classroom-for rather obvious reasons. Rock history, rock appreciation and theory, are all courses to challenge their minds-but the teacher also makes it clear that rock is about passion, joy, and power. The most revealing scenes are the brief one-on-ones with teacher and student. Lawrence thinks he can't play cause he's not cool enough. Dewey assures him that that is the very thing that will make him cool, and accepted by other kids. Tamika, a little bashful, and not interested in her non-musical assignment, asks for a chance to sing. So, with all the others out of earshot, she rips off a blazing "Chain Chain Chain that puts Aretha to shame. Ah she's got the job. And an overheard comment by a parent to his son leads to a class discussion of breaking the rules, rebellion, and expressing your anger openly and honestly. While showing them film clips of rock drummers, Dewey even manages to slip in shots of Buddy Rich and Art Blakey. That's gotta be for advanced study. Here's a fun film with some stereotypes, yes, including the perfect uptight principal in Joan Cusack, but director Richard Linklater , and his cast, bring a believable humanity to each one. School of Rock, starring Jack Black and Joan Cusack, is now showing at the Showplace West in Bloomington, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. MOVIE REVIEW "UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN" FOR 10/3/03 Starting your life all over again, when it seems to have come to an abrupt end. That's the story of the film "Under The Tuscan Sun,' starring Diane Lane. It's based on the 1996 best-selling novel of the same name by Frances Mayes. Diane's character is named Frances, as well-she's an author and a literature teacher whose marriage is not working out as well as she had thought. When the divorce is finalized, her best friends surprise her by presenting her with a ticket to Tuscany. She resists, then accepts, and the delight of her arrival in that part of Italy is all ours, when we get to view the Tuscan landscape and sky suddenly spread across that huge screen in the theatre. It's better than any travelogue I've ever seen, and more breathtaking than anything in our part of the world. She falls in love with it so much, she
buys a broken down Tuscan villa, learning a thing or two about the unique
operations of the real estate market in that part of the world. Before
a lire has changed hands, she's presented with the key. The realtor,
reading the surprise on her face, responds: "
well, it's not
a Vespa. What are you gonna do- There are moments, many moments, when she thinks she's made a mistake, but the people she meets there prove to be the deciding factor in staying. Especially Katherine (Lindsay Duncan), an aging, though still glamorous actress who shares her memories of working with Fellini in his great films. Il Maestro always told her to "live splendidly and never lose your childish enthusiasm for life." Senor Martini (Vincent Riotta), her Realtor, also becomes a close friend and confidant, telling her she bought a house for a life she doesn't have. But she wants a wedding there, and children-a whole family. She should watch what she wishes for. She certainly meets some romantic prospects along the way, including drop-dead handsome Marcello (played by Raoul Bova, a new face to me, though he's starred in several recent award winning films in Italy). Will she find love and establish the new life for which she searches? Not telling, but you may want to find out yourself , while watching a thoroughly entertaining movie. Audrey Wells gets a big hand for directing, producing, and doing the screen story and screenplay from Frances Mayes' book. A superb accomplishment. Additional kudos to Sandra Oh as Frances' close friend Patti, and to both authors for treating gays in this film no differently than anyone else. It's taken awhile for Hollywoood to get there. Under the Tuscan Sun is now showing at the showplace East in Bloomingotn, and reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. Here's a film that explores the marital
and extramarital customs of French men, the French women who apparently
understand and accept those customs and the American women who
well
have divided opinions regarding them. It's called LE DIVORCE and stars
Naomi Watts as Roxanne Le Persand, the American wife of a French painter
Charles-Henri Le Persand. Just as Roxy's sister Isabel (Kate Hudson)
comes from the States for a visit, she finds that Charles Henri is moving
out. And the question for Roxy, the Mother of a small child, expecting
another soon is, what's the next step in her life? It's really not that
simple, because she is still involved with the larger Le Persand family,
whose matriarch, played by the great Leslie Caron still expects them
for Sunday dinner each week at her estate in the country. And apparently
expects the men in her family to be involved in an occasional dalliance. MOVIE REVIEW "SWIMMING POOL" FOR 9/5/03 What a thrill to go to a movie and not
see anything that I expected. Restricted by what was available this
time of the year, I chose something called SWIMMING POOL, a film I head
heard nothing about. Frankly, it sounded like it had to be an empty-headed
American summer pool-party flick. It was anything but. "Swimming
Pool" was done in France, and shot mostly in English, with an occasional
subtitle as needed. MOVIE REVIEW "SEABISCUIT" FOR FRIDAY, 8/1/03 Nobody got shot, nothing exploded, there was no sexual activity, and just a limited amount of violence. And I was glad to see a film that didn't feature those things for a change. Just some well-drawn characters, and the excitement of cheering on the underdog to victory. Repeatedly. The underdog this time was a horse, the legendary racehorse Seabiscuit. Seabiscuit was a real horse, a longshot if there ever was one-a little too small to cut an imposing figure, and unmanageable to boot, he impressed neither the horse experts, nor the racing fans, until he met up with a trio of other longshots: Charles Howard who bought him, Tom Smith, who trained him, and Red Pollard, who rode him to victory. Mr. Howard (Jeff Bridges) was a millionaire auto executive who lost it all in the crash of '29, but is convinced that this horse could be a winner. He sees it in the horse's eyes. Tom Smith (played by Chris Cooper) was a fascinating loner, a former cowboy who had a special affinity for horses and a special ability to communicate with them. In rescuing a crippled horse from being euthanized, he says "You don't throw a life away just 'cause he's banged up a bit." And then, there's Red Pollard (Tobey Maguire), abandoned as a youth by a family that could no longer afford to raise him, he's knocked about for years as a jockey and sometime boxer. He seems unable to get along peaceably with his peers, and trainer Smith sees a similarity with him and the unruly horse named Seabiscuit. In order to understand this horse, and these people, it's necessary to have some understanding of the times in which they live, so the film has been framed with documentary footage, and narrated by the familiar voice of T.V. historian David McCullough. The problem, of course, is finding enough time to fit in all of the life stories, and the documentary, and still have time for us to get to know this horse a little bit. Hey, it is his story!! Red Pollard, as it happens, is just the right jockey for Seabiscuit, and they complete the winning team. Then, things move along at a pretty rapid pace, and before you know it, Seabiscuit is the hero of the people-at least the people of the West and Mid-west. Time now for him to challenge that great horse of the east, War Admiral, and to be taken seriously by the unbelievers of Pimlico race track. But more tragedy lays ahead, and lots more learning by the handlers of this truly amazing steed. The movie was a little less than expected
for me, but still satisfying in most respects, and one that will appeal
to people of many ages as a heartwarming story of three men and a horse
who work together to achieve more than they ever dreamed of, and at
a time in history when dashed dreams seemed to be the order of the day.
Seabiscuit is now showing at the Showplace West in Bloomington, and
reviewing the movies for WFIU, I'm Joe Bourne. MEL GIBSON'S "THE PASSION" VIEWED IN DC Keith A Fournier is a constitutional lawyer and a graduate of the John Paul II Institute of the Lateran University, Franciscan University and the University of Pittsburgh. He holds degrees in Philosophy, theology and law. He has been a champion of religious liberty and appeared as CO-counsel in major cases at the United States Supreme Court. He is the author of seven books and, along with his law practice, serves as the president of both the "Your Catholic Voice Foundation" and "Common Good." I really did not know what to expect. I was thrilled to have been invited to a private viewing of Mel Gibson's film "The Passion," but I had also read all the cautious articles and spin. I grew up in a Jewish town and owe much of my own faith journey to the influence. I have a life long, deeply held aversion to anything that might even indirectly encourage any form of anti-Semitic thought, language or actions. I arrived at the private viewing for "The Passion", held in Washington DC and greeted some familiar faces. The environment was typically Washingtonian, with people greeting you with a smile but seeming to look beyond you, having an agenda beyond the words. The film was very briefly introduced, without fanfare, and then the room darkened. From the gripping opening scene in the Garden of Gethsemane, to the very human and tender portrayal of the earthly ministry of Jesus, through the betrayal, the arrest, the scourging, the way of the cross, the encounter with the thieves, the surrender on the Cross, until the final scene in the empty tomb, this was not simply a movie; it was an encounter, unlike anything I have ever experienced. In addition to being a masterpiece of film-making and an artistic triumph, "The Passion" evoked more deep reflection, sorrow and emotional reaction within me than anything since my wedding, my ordination or the birth of my children. Frankly, I will never be the same. When the film concluded, this "invitation only" gathering of "movers and shakers" in Washington, DC were shaking indeed, but this time from sobbing. I am not sure there was a dry eye in the place. The crowd that had been glad-handing before the film was now eerily silent. No one could speak because words were woefully inadequate. We had experienced a kind of art that is a rarity in life, the kind that makes heaven touch earth. One scene in the film has now been forever etched in my mind. A brutalized, wounded Jesus was soon to fall again under the weight of the cross. His mother had made her way along the Via Della Rosa. As she ran to him, she flashed back to a memory of Jesus as a child, falling in the dirt road outside of their home. Just as she reached to protect him from the fall, she was now reaching to touch his wounded adult face. Jesus looked at her with intensely probing and passionately loving eyes (and at all of us through the screen) and said "Behold I make all things new." These are words taken from the last Book of the New Testament, the Book of Revelations. Suddenly, the purpose of the pain was so clear and the wounds, that earlier in the film had been so difficult to see in His face, His back, indeed all over His body, became intensely beautiful. They had been borne voluntarily for love. At the end of the film, after we had all had a chance to recover, a question and answer period ensued. The unanimous praise for the film, from a rather diverse crowd, was as astounding as the compliments were effusive. The questions included the one question that seems to follow this film, even though it has not yet even been released. "Why is this film considered by some to be "anti-Semitic?" Frankly, having now experienced (you do not "view" this film) "the Passion" it is a question that is impossible to answer. A law professor whom I admire sat in front of me. He raised his hand and responded "After watching this film, I do not understand how anyone can insinuate that it even remotely presents that the Jews killed Jesus. It doesn't." He continued "It made me realize that my sins killed Jesus" I agree. There is not a scintilla of anti-Semitism to be found anywhere in this powerful film. If there were, I would be among the first to decry it. It faithfully tells the Gospel story in a dramatically beautiful, sensitive and profoundly engaging way. Those who are alleging otherwise have either not seen the film or have another agenda behind their protestations. This is not a "Christian" film, in the sense that it will appeal only to those who identify themselves as followers of Jesus Christ. It is a deeply human, beautiful story that will deeply touch all men and women. It is a profound work of art. Yes, its producer is a Catholic Christian and thankfully has remained faithful to the Gospel text; if that is no longer acceptable behavior, then we are all in trouble. History demands that we remain faithful to the story and Christians have a right to tell it. After all, we believe that it is the greatest story ever told and that its message is for all men and women. The greatest right is the right to hear the truth. We would all be well advised to remember that the Gospel narratives to which "The Passion" is so faithful were written by Jewish men who followed a Jewish Rabbi whose life and teaching have forever changed the history of the world. The problem is not the message but those who have distorted it and used it for hate rather than love. The solution is not to censor the message, but rather to promote the kind of gift of love that is Mel Gibson's filmmaking masterpiece, "The Passion." It should be seen by as many people as possible. I intend to do everything I can to make sure that is the case. I am passionate about "The Passion." You will be as well. Don't miss it! Spellbound Spellbound is the highly acclaimed new
documentary about eight talented middle-schoolers who are preparing
to compete in the 1999 National Spelling Bee. The film begins by introducing
us to each of the gifted young contestants. We glimpse the various study
methods each child deploys to cram for the contest, and we are permitted
a peek into their families. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. Pirates of the
Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl At the heart of Pirates of the Caribbean:
The Curse of the Black Pearl is a pair of great, odd-ball performances
from Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. The scene-chewing actors, who feature
as the titular ne'er-do-wells, steal the picture right out from under
its Disneyworld ambitions. Loaded stem to stern with sword fights, whizzing
cannon balls, and skeletons marching into battle, Pirates of the Caribbean
was probably meant to be merely another effects-driven adventure film,
in keeping with the summer season and the movie's origins as a popular
Walt Disney theme park attraction. But Depp and Rush steer the film
on a much wackier trajectory. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. T3: The Rise of the
Machines The third installment in The Terminator
saga, called T3: The Rise of the Machines, is unpretentious, low-brow
fun. After a season of bloated, manic-depressive spectacles like Hulk
and Matrix Reloaded, T3's more modestly scaled adventure feels refreshing.
From Arnold Schwarzenneger's tongue-in-cheek performance as the Terminator,
to the movie's Old School special effects, T3 radiates audience good-will
and B-movie charm. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. HULK One half of Ang Lee's Hulk, based
on the Marvel Comics character, is a symbolism-laden tragedy about "sins
of the father" and masculine rage. The other half is an outrageously
corny B-monster movie. It's a difficult project to get a fix on. It's
tough not to be a little disappointed when you realize that the ominous
opening is just set-up for a 15 foot green muscle monster to run amock
on the streets of San Francisco. At the same time, I'm not entirely
sure if tragic density is something we really need in a movie about
the Hulk, whose status as a symbol of macho wrath is surely obvious
enough with the movie's heavy-handed treatment. Hollywood Homicide The title is far from the only lackluster thing about Hollywood Homicide, but its generic blandness is a pretty good clue to what you're in for with this uninspired action-comedy from writer-director Ron Shelton. Its a standard issue buddy-cop movie starring Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett as a pair of misfit, mis-matched homicide investigators, who are called in to investigate when four hip-hop artists are assassinated in a Hollywood nightclub. Ford plays a salty veteran detective who works as a realtor on the side to afford his three alimony payments. Evenings, he goes home and hunkers down with a whiskey and his old Motown records (as all salty veteran cops do). Hartnett is his wet-behind-the ears partner, who scores some off-duty cash teaching yoga classes to rich and beautiful young women. Hartnett's on the force because his Dad was a cop, murdered in the line of duty, and when he gets the opportunity to avenge the old man he'll lose the badge for a career on the theatrical stage. The fact that these guys have jobs on the side is a mildly amusing update on the cop movie formula and, for about the first half hour, the movie has an affable, slightly off-kilter tone, in spite of its lackadaisical, derivative premise. Ron Shelton previously helmed the terrific sports flicks Bull Durham and Tin Cup and he has a great ear for the way men talk to eachother in competitive situations, whether in the dug-out, on the golf course, or in the squad car. Although the quadruple assassination plot fails to grip, and the film shows no particular knowledge of or affinity for its hip-hop milieu, I was willing to forgive these deficiencies so long as Homicide's primary focus remained on macho banter, hard-ball real-estate negotiations, and dirty jokes. However, any good faith Shelton builds up with his quirky characters and occasionally snappy dialogue is obliterated by a fatiguing car chase near the finale. Terminally unfunny and completely devoid of thrills, this boring sequence is an unwelcome throw-back to Hollywood movies of the mid-eighties, when seemingly every movie had to end with a chase scene exactly like this one. Then as now, the comic car chase is a sign of creative fatigue. While Ford and Hartnett are flinging their automobiles around downtown LA amid exploding fire hydrants, gun blasts, and screaming crowds at the Grauman's Chinese Theater, the tiny spark of energy and wit the picture had just barely sustained up 'til then was completely extinguished. Gone, too, any hope that the movie's murder mystery might mature. The movie leaves us with an acute and rather depressing feeling of been-there-done-that: Hollywood Homicide is as stale as a box of donuts left on the squadroom table for about twenty years. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. The Wrong Turn
The Wrong Turn is a dreary new horror film
starring Eliza Dushku, the young actress who played Faith on Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. Directed by Rob Schmidt, the film is set in a godforsaken
West Virginia backwoods where a group of unlucky college students are
attacked by mutant Mountain Men. It's a lousy movie in almost every
respect: the performances are wooden, the script is hackneyed, and the
lens-work is uninspired. Wrong Turn fails even to generate a palpable
sense of location. The woods feel fake. This is an unforgivable sin
for a movie that has the gall to quote John Boorman's 1972 outdoors
masterpiece, Deliverance. Most importantly, it's not even remotely scary
or suspenseful; you'd have have to have lived in a tin shack in the
mountains all your life to not to predict which of these kids was going
to survive their night of terror and carnage. The students all have
this Seventeen magazine gloss, like they've just come from the spa or
the tanning salon. The Mountain Men have rotten teeth, patchy skulls,
and harelips--the mark of inbreeding, we are told. The students drive
classic convertibles and sleak, shiny new SUVS. The Mountain Men drive
a beat-up, rusty pick-up with a tow hook. Given how the film-makers
have stacked the deck, culturally, economically, and even genetically,
against these woebegotten denizens of Appalachia, the Michael Moore
in me was rooting for the homicidal Mountain Men. However, even though
I don't like The Wrong Turn, I found the fact that it was trying to
be a real horror film--in the nihilistic, brutal, 1970s horror way--quite
admirable. Like The House of 1000 Corpses, the Rob Zombie opus that
is also currently in theaters, Wrong Turn gets its main inspiration
from drive-in classics like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills Have
Eyes. It is strangely satisfying to note that in a summer of glistening
CGI creations like The Matrix and 2 Fast 2 Furious, film-makers like
Schmidt and Zombie are paying homage to these grisly, low budget splatter-fests,
movies from the dark ages of Bell Bottoms and Have a Nice Day. Still,
if you're a fan of such movies, skip The Wrong Turn--House of 1000 Corpses
is much better. Better Luck
Tomorrow Better Luck Tomorrow, a new thriller
distributed by MTV and directed by Justin Lin, has a fascinating subject,
good performances, and a lot of energy. In spite of the evident abundance
of talent behind and in front of the camera, I found the movie rather
pretentious and cold. Lin's film, which got a lot of attention at Sundance
for its predominantly Asian-American cast, is set among a group of stressed-out,
Orange County high-school seniors who are feverishly padding their college
applications with extra-curricular activities and part-time jobs. Benjamin,
the amoral over-achiever who narrates the drama, begins by writing cheat
sheets for his less academically-minded fellow students, then moves
on to selling drugs, and then to fencing stolen goods. Violence gives
him caché among the other (mostly white) kids at school; semi-automatic
weapons and cocaine offer a jolt of adrenaline no Biology pop quiz or
Academic Decathlon can match. But when things go too far and someone
is killed, Ben begins to wonder if he should he inform the police. Will
murder affect his ability to get into an Ivy League college? Finding Nemo Finding Nemo is the raucously entertaining
new movie from Pixar Animation and Disney, the creative minds responsible
for the equally imaginative Monsters, Inc. and Toy Story. It pulled
over seventy million dollars at the box office on its opening weekend,
which means a large percentage of the population has almost certainly
given up eating fish. Bad news for fisherman is good news for movie-goers:
it is hard to imagine that a more exciting or funny film will be released
this summer--maybe this year--than this tale of a neurotic clown fish
who pursues his son across an ocean of coral reefs, sea turtles, torpedoed
submarines, and sharks gone veggie. Nemo's richness and warmth make
its dour summer movie competitors, like the grim Matrix Reloaded, look
positively anemic. At a time when most adventure films seem willfully
to cultivate a somber, post-industrial look and feel, Nemo is an explosion
of bright, joyful color and ebullient storytelling. Down With
Love The sunny, "new consumer" optimism
of mainstream JFK-era pop culture is getting a good-natured drubbing
in cinema multiplexes this summer. First, there was A Mighty Wind, Christopher
Guest's sublime parody of the folk boom; now it's Down With Love, an
affectionate send-up of Doris Day comedies. The musical groups targeted
by A Mighty Wind gave us an aseptic, smiley-faced version of the socially
engaged balladry coming from smoky Greenwich Village cafés. Similarly,
the Rock Hudson-Doris Day picture, with its freeze-dried sexual patter
and vacuum-sealed romantic plot, was not only inoculated against the
real world of nuclear terror, the Civil Rights movement, and feminism,
but also against the imminent decay of the Production Code. Down With
Love is set in 1962, the year of The Birds, Jules et Jim, and Knife
in the Water, watershed films that were boldly challenging the boundaries
of movie sex and sadism. But Down With Love takes its interior design
cues from froth like That Touch of Mink, where the battle of the sexes
could be fought and won over martinis and Dean Martin records, and where
Ban the Bomb protestors and beatniks only show up for a lame sight gag
or two before evaporating into the ultra-square art deco atmosphere.
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Reloaded has already
generated so many words, in magazines, newspapers, and, especially,
on the internet, that it is difficult to know what is left to say about
it. It is easily the most hyped movie of the year. In the four years
since the original Matrix was released, the series has accumulated
Star Wars-level cultural capital. The Matrix has even
managed to transform Keanu Reeves, the addled star of Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure, into a cyberpunk icon, replete with priestly
vestments, kung-fu, a girlfriend shrinkwrapped in black leather, and
sexy Mafioso shades. Matrix film-style, especially its innovative
"Bullet Time" photography, has become ubiquitous, infiltrating
all manner of media, from Mountain Dew commercials to the art-house
smash Amélie. The original's release on DVD is widely
viewed as the moment when digital vanquished VHS as the format of choice
for home viewing, so the economic influence of The Matrix franchise
is probably immeasurable. According to Joel Silver, the series' giddy
producer, public awareness of the sequel a month before it was released
was at an unprecedented 30%; in other words, Reloaded was bought
and sold well before it even came out, making it a virtual blockbuster,
sprung from the real-life Warner Bros Matrix. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. A Mighty Wind A Mighty Wind is the latest mock documentary
from Christopher Guest and his entourage, the crew of gifted actors
and comedians also responsible for the almost indescribably funny Best
in Show, Waiting for Guffman, and This is Spinal Tap. Like those earlier
films, which skewered dog shows, civic theater, and heavy metal rock
bands, A Mighty Wind immerses us in an esoteric subculture--in this
case, the world of washed up folk musicians from the early sixties.
Immersion is the key: the laughs in A Mighty Wind come less from its
moments of broad comedy than from its aura of hyperreality, the sense
that we're getting a look back at a parallel universe where folk duo
Mitch and Mickey's kiss on national TV constituted, in the words of
one commentator, quoted early in the film, "not only a great moment
for folk music, but possibly, a great moment for humans." You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. Bend It Like Beckham
Bend It Like Beckham is a charming,
funky movie in the Billy Elliot mold about a young Hindi woman
who lives with her family in London's Southhall District and dreams
of playing professional soccer. Above her bed is a picture of David
Beckham, the English soccer hero. When not kicking a ball around the
park with friends, Jesminder (played by Parminder Nagra) consults the
picture, asking advice, confiding secrets. The Beckham photo serves
the same purpose for Jess that the portrait of the god on the mantle
has for her more traditional parents: it's her shrine. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current movies, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. Identity In last year's Adaptation, the blocked
screenwriter charged with making a screenplay of Susan Orlean's "unadaptable"
book The Orchid Thief finds himself enslaved to a narrative that
grows and grows in complication, accumulating layer after layer of reflexivity,
until the only film-story the guy can think of to contain it is the
entire history of the world, starting with the Big Bang. I thought about
Adaptation while I was watching James Mangold's new film, Identity,
which was based on a screenplay by Michel Cooney. Like the impossible
scenario Nicholas Cage is struggling with in Adaptation, Identity
attains so much complexity in its first part that its ending is
doomed either to a 2001-style cosmic implosion or just a big cop-out,
a desperate third-act twist. Somehow, Identity manages to choose
both options, and winds up a psychedelic cop-out. You can find this review, along with other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera, on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. Anger Management Anger Management is a terrible movie
but it has somehow managed to secure one of the top positions at the
box office for over four weeks. It's exactly the sort of outrageously
popular film in which Adam Sandler has specialized, the crude and amateurish
comedy that defies critique. Spider The Canadian film-maker David Cronenberg,
who is probably best recognized as the author of horrific splatter films
from the 1980s like The Fly and Videodrome, claims to have patterned
his latest, Spider, after the novels of Samuel Beckett. Beckett wrote
mordantly funny, apocalyptic books where hopelessly lost souls chronicle
their own physical and moral disintegration. You can find this review on our website, at wfiu.indiana.edu. There you will also find other reviews of past and current film, theater, and opera. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. Spirited Away Spirited Away is the miraculous
new creation from Miyazaki, the Japanese animator who last gave us Princess
Mononoke. Both Spirited Away and Mononoke were distributed
in the western world by Walt Disney Studios, who have also--and quite
effectively, I think--dubbed the films from Japanese into English. The
distribution contract between Miyazaki's Ghibli Studios in Japan and
Disney carefully stipulated that the American studio was otherwise not
allowed to change one frame of the legendary Miyazakai's work. Whether
or not Disney would have otherwise been tempted to "Americanize"
the film by making cuts or changes is hard to say. But we are infinitely
richer for being able to see Spirited Away in its complete, unadulterated
splendor, and Disney's decision to give the film a nation-wide release
opens an exciting new space for animated films on mid-American movie
screens. Writing about the craft of horror in his
1980 memoire, Danse Macabre, Stephen King confessed that he some times
ran out of truly frightening ideas. At those times, the master of horror
fiction admitted, he would take refuge in the "gross out." If
he could not generate shivers, King reasoned, at least he could make people
sick. The grunt work of a horror writer occasionally demanded such ugly
compromises. You can read this review on our website at wfiu.indiana.edu. There, you will also find other reviews of past and current films, theater, and music. In the meantime, this is Jonathan Haynes, reviewing movies for WFIU. On March 23rd, the popular musical Chicago
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